Al Qaeda Shot My Flag!


Al Qaeda fighters in Yemen have introduced a new tactic designed to strike terror into the Western democracies.

Shocking new footage shows that AQ has moved on from burning flags. Pictures released by AQ’s video wing show fighters shooting the British flag full of holes with large machine guns.


The AQ men risked sunstroke and sand in their shoes to pull off a stunning propaganda coup deep in the desert miles from anyone who could kill them.

The defenceless Union flag was painted onto a sheet of metal and left to swelter under the burning sun as it was used for target practice. The Jewish star and the letters ‘UN’ were subjected to similar treatment.

The man accused of trying to bring down a Detroit bound airliner on Christmas Day is seen in the video pointing his gun at the clearly distressed flags and then justifying his actions saying they were part of a battle because “the enemy is in your lands with their armies, the Jews and the Christians and their agents.” It’s not clear if the agents 23 year old Nigerian Umar Abdulmutallab refers to are from MI6, Mossad, or the representatives of George Clooney and David Beckham.

Mr Abdulmattalab allegedly went on to sew explosives into his underpants and set fire to them as the Detroit plane was coming into land.

American intelligence officals believe the tape is authentic. They fear a US flag may be shot at some point and have warned all US flags to be on their guard and not to climb up poles in exposed areas.

A communique AQ might have written, but which was actually made up by myself, said ‘If the Jews and Christians and their imperialist agents do not immediately dismantle their crusader regimes, reject capitalism, and convert to the one true faith, we will find more flags, even unto the Scottish , English and Welsh flags, and shoot them full of holes as well’.

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